One-sentence reviews

Published by Jen Star on August 24, 2005 at 9:05 p.m.

I had a quiet couple days this past weekend, which enabled me to catch up on my year-old summer blockbuster viewing. Here, in one sentence or less, is what I thought of some of last year's favourite movies:

  • Without a Paddle: Surprisingly crappy.
  • The Girl Next Door: Not nearly as crappy as I thought it would be.
  • Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle: My clitoris shrunk 50 percent just looking at Chris Meloni in that puss mask.
  • Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen: Lindsay Lohan will never again be anything but "that whore Linday Lohan" in any movie she's in.

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