No Bones about it
(heh)

Published by Jen Star on September 14, 2005 at 9:07 p.m.

I got a chance to watch Bones tonight. My thoughts:

  • David Boreanaz is funny!
  • Emily Deschanel walks very strangely and stumbles over some of her lines, but she has great tits!
  • The 3-D machine is a joke. As if they have the money to make something like that. Unless it's to discredit evolution or to prove there's no such thing as Global Warming, I can't see the U.S. government paying that kind of money on science.
  • I really don't like crime dramas. I hope this isn't so fricken technical as the season goes on. I'd hate to have to zoom through the Mystery of the Week just to see David's funny scenes.
  • Science is boohhh-ring!
  • "The leads have a lot of chemistry." (My quote, but everyone's sayin' it.) Gee, ya think? Put them in a scene where they're practically face-fucking and marvel on how the critics picked up on the "undeniable chemistry" between Deschanel and Boreanaz.
  • Shouldn't the spark from the gunshot ignite some of the gasoline that dude was spreading around the fish room? I mean, I'm no scientist, but. . . .
  • Isn't it somewhat (read: really) inappropriate to interrupt a priest's eulogy to deposit flowers on a casket of a woman you don't know? Especially if you do it even before the parents?
  • Will David Boreanaz ever work on a show where his character isn't trying to make up for past wrongs?

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    All in all, I give it a 6/10. It has its moments, but mostly it's just another crime drama.

    Posted by Jen Star

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    2 Comments:

    1. Elena said...
      11:26 p.m.  
      I'm so disappointed in you. The science is interesting. I think you've just been feeding your brain way too many half hour sitcoms.

      Or maybe its the chicklit rotting your brain...

      You're missing out on some great dramas this season. For shame!
      Jen Star said...
      8:49 a.m.  
      Meh.

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