Jana says: Don't want to interrupt but must warn you: Shoot 'Em Up is the worst movie I have ever seen!

Jen Star says: Nooo!
Jen Star says: Really?
Jana says: Yesssssssss.
Jen Star says: How come?
Jana says: We just came out of it.
Jana says: Laughably awful, inconsistent, offensive, violent, clueless, pointless, plotless.
Jana says: We NEARLY left.
Jana says: But stuck it out.
Jen Star says: But . . . Clive!
Jana says: Oh it's awful!
Jana says: I know!!!!!
Jana says: Clive!
Jen Star says: But. . . .
Jana says: Two or three great close up shots of him.
Jen Star says: Is this the one he was doing in Toronto?
Jana says: Yes.
Jana says: Lots of shots of Toronto.
Jen Star says: But . . .
Jen Star says: But, Clive.
Jana says: Including one of Clive walking under the Gardiner—same shot as our [name redacted] image!
Jana says: Had to warn you.
Jana says: Save your $10.
Jana says: OR . . . go in pre-warned.
Jen Star says: So it's like Derailed and that one he did with Angelina all over again?
Jana says: Worse.
Jen Star says: Thanks for the warning! It really feels like he'll do anything for the right $$, eh?
Jana says: Seems so.
Jana says: I mean, the script is awful too!
Jen Star says: Not campy?
Jen Star says: Intentionally, that is?
Jana says: Yes it is.
Jana says: But not effectively.
Jana says: Supposed to be cartoonish fun.
Jana says: But it's not fun.
Jen Star says: How disappointing.
Jana says: It's not just mindless fun.
Jana says: It's mindless awfulness.
Jen Star says: Thank God he's so ridiculously hot.
Jana says: lol
Jen Star says: Or there might be trouble in that career of his.